Friday, August 15, 2008

A Safer World for Your Children.

They say that when you try to multi-task you can do lots of things... but you do none of them well. I am going to say that this is fact. Gospel, almost. I thought about this as I almost caused a 4 car pile-up yesterday. What happened, you might ask? I was reaching for a french fry. Then I realized that about 90% of my near-death experiences in a car* have involved me reaching for french fries. So, from now on,** I vow to not eat while I drive. I'm doing my part to make the world a safer place!



*according to statistics that I made up for this post.

**or at least until the next time I find myself hungry while driving.

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