A Moral Dilemma.

First and foremost, Holly just informed me that today is:

National Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day!

So, go out there and enjoy your holiday! I personally celebrate this holiday every day of my life... but perhaps today I'll have an extra DC. Ooh, maybe I'll treat myself to McDonald's!
NOTE: Tomorrow is National Peanut Butter Fudge Day. Plan accordingly.

Ok, on to my moral dilemma. See, here's the thing. A few months ago, I broke up with MTV. We haven't spoken since. It's been a surprisingly clean break-up. We've been respectful of each other's boundaries... until now. I have just been informed by a mutual friend that MTV will be airing a 90 minute Britney Spears documentary next week. Tricky, tricky, MTV. Please refrain from putting Brit Brit in the middle of our problems. I understand that this has been difficult for you. I occasionally miss you, too... but you cannot trick me into coming back to you. We both know that this break-up has been for the best.

The Rules

I usually never post more than once a day, but I'm concerned that some have been forgetting the rules of the game lately. It's ok... I'll remind you.

There are only two:

1. Don't take anything that you read on my blog too seriously. I'm not a terribly serious person.
2. Never get offended. This is all in good fun. Try to chuckle a little when you read it... because I probably chuckled to myself a little as I wrote it.

I love your comments and opinions, I really do. Let's chill with the personal attacks. I want to be able to still allow "Anonymous" comments, but we've got to keep them positive or neutral. If you have to post something negative, please leave your name.

If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to shoot me an email at:
girlwithdirtyfeet@gmail.com

Thanks so much, friends! Happy Reading!!