List Seven

Six Funny Things My Nieces & Nephews Said Last Week:

1. "Ah, shiz, Mom!"
2. "I mean, I'm pretty chesty..."
3. "Are you going to make me get the small slurpee or will you let me get the bigger one? Because if you make me get the small, it's not even worth it."
4. (About inviting a friend over) "I wish I hadn't. I'm reallllystarting to regret it."
5. "THOSE AREN'T FIREWORKS! QUIT SAYING THEY'RE FIREWORKS!" (they were fireworks)
6. "And the lifeguard kicked me out of the hot tub! Because I'm not 14! It's going to be a long time before I'm 14! They let me in the hot tub before... she must have forgotten."