Attention!

Mustache humor is not funny.  I don't get it.  Quit trying to make it happen.  It's not going to happen.

The following commonly-pinned items are also not funny:

Sure, the first baby with a mustache that I saw made me smile, but enough already!  I just feel like I needed to intervene because mustache humor is quite possibly as dumb as Chuck Norris humor.  It is out of the goodness of my heart that I am trying to help you poor, misguided folks.