A List.

I stole this idea from my friend Jordan... it's kinda fun...

SIX THINGS THAT EVERYONE LOVES--EXCEPT ME

1. Twilight

I've never seen the movie or read a single book. Maybe I'll get around to it someday, but I have never really been into the sci-fi/fantasy stuff. When I watch movies like that, all I can think is, "yeah frickin right."

2. Chinese Food

I don't like Chinese food or anything like it (Thai included). For some reason, it just doesn't feel like my body can digest it. It just sits in the bottom of my stomach and makes me feel disgusting. I don't like the taste of it, either... but I mostly don't like it because of the way it makes me feel.

3. Mexican Food

Keeping with the food category, I do not like Mexican food, either. For some reason, corn tortillas make my stomach hurt. Once, I got tricked into eating "awesome" Mexican food by one of my friend's boyfriends... and I thought I was going to vomit every time I smelled food for the next 3 days. That's happened every time I've had actual Mexican food. I love Taco Bell's regular tacos... and I also love chips and salsa... but that doesn't count as Mexican.

4. Soccer

I don't get why people would want to watch men run up and down the field for 90 minutes hoping that this will be the game where something exciting happens. It won't. Plus, I don't really understand the rules and I think most soccer fans are tools. Yeah... I said it.

5. Scary Movies

Once, I went to see "The Others" with my friends Libbi and Walpole, and I had to have Libbi's parents take me home early. That's right, folks: I left the movie early because I was terrified. Another time, after a group of people watched "What Lies Beneath," I had to have a friend spend the night because my parents were out of town and I was scared to go home alone. It's mostly ghost movies that get me... I'm not afraid of scary movies when it's people being scary at all. I can pepper spray a serial killer.... I can't pepper spray an evil ghost.

6. Swimming

I love a good water park; I love a relaxing day floating on the pool and working on my "tan" (see also: freckles). I never learned how to actually swim, so when it comes to just hanging out and swimming in a pool with a million other people, I don't enjoy it. Even worse is when I give in a decide to go to the pool and someone gets my hair wet.

6.5: Getting my hair and face wet in the pool when I am neither at a water park nor floating on a raft.

I Can Hardly Wait.!

Are you as excited as I am?????

Undecided.

Yup... I'm undecided on this video that Steve showed me last night.

I think 57% of me hopes that this isn't real...

...but then there's the other 43% of me that thinks this is totally funny.

I Want to Go to There.

According to Wiki, 2004 was a leap year that started on a Thursday. It was the year that Ronald Reagan died, and the year that Facebook was started. It was the year that they manufactured the last Oldsmobile, and the year that Friends ended. It was also the year that I graduated from high school.

That's right, friends. I have been graduated from high school for five whole calendar years.

A few weeks ago, I received a Facebook invite to my class reunion. I didn't even know that they had five year reunions. I mean.... five years? Most of my class still sees each other every weekend, anyway.

As luck would have it, Steve and I both have the night off.... and we're going! Let's hope that I grew into the "cool, pretty crowd." Let's also hope that I don't find out that I was the mean, sarcastic girl. Let's just hope that my reunion goes better than Liz Lemon's. Wish me luck!

And because it's a funny episode... and it's back on Hulu for some reason this week..... enjoy!

Too Much TV?

I'm expecting an unproductive Fall. Let me tell you why:

Not only do I already have shows that I am addicted to:

• Gossip Girl
• Bones
  
• The Hills
• 30 Rock
• The Office

But the stupid CW is probably going to add a few more to that list..... have you seen previews for Melrose Place & The Beautiful Life? I feel like I'm going to be watching a ton of TV.

Ok, so that's only 5.5 hours of regular TV, but we all know that it's going to lead to me watching the news or whatever syndicated shows are on before and after.

So there you have it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Thanks, Dubs!

For some reason, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day.... and I saw a lot of stuff today...

In Case You Missed It.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caught!

Note to Steve: Just because Obama did it does not make it ok.
This sort of behavior is not cool.
XOXO

Speaking Of....

I don't remember if I've spoken of my obsession with Deal or No Deal yet. It's just so good and it's on for an entire hour in the afternoons. Did you know that? Two full episodes!

I have a problem with one standard practice, however. I feel that too often the contestants have expectations far higher than they should on any game show, especially one based totally on luck. They have these high hopes and they tell Howie that with their $500k, they're going to go to grad school... or finally move out of their parents' house... or help their mom retire... or move to Nashville and work on their music for a year. These are great dreams and all, but then at the end when the person walks away with $750, I start to feel bad. I feel bad that they're never going to get to go to grad school... or move out of their parents' house... and their mom is going to have to continue to work into her old age. The "songwriter" who wanted to move to Nashville took a deal for $30k and believed that she could move and not work for a year and just live off of her winnings until she was a famous songwriter. You should have seen Howie's face when she said that! $30k is a lot, but I think she's forgetting about the taxes that they're going to take out before she sees any of that money.

If I am ever on Deal or No Deal, I think I'm just going to tell Howie that I'm going to go shopping... and blow it all! That way, if I end up leaving with $8, I don't look like a sad, pathetic idiot.

Have You Heard?

Michael Jackson died.


(Last known photo where Michael Jackson looks somewhat human.)

Ok, now can we please talk about something else?

Like how Glamour magazine put Blake Lively in the "Full Chested" category?

Or how Katie Holmes is finally letting her man-haircut grow out?

PopSugar is finally reporting that JT and Jessica Biel look miserable?

Or how Deal or No Deal is about to start....

Please, something that changes my life any?

A Love/Hate Relationship

Why must you do this to me, Betty Crocker?

I'm obsessed.
I've made (and eaten) 2 boxes in the last 2 weeks
(with very little help from Steve).
You're going to make me fat.
I hate you, Betty Crocker.