Funny George Stuff

Here are some funny George quotes lately:

G:  My birthday is not yet.

Me:  Nope... it's Mommy's birthday, Ruthie's birthday and then George's birthday!

G:  For your birthday, I get you a Mommy-Toy

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G:  And Leo's friend is Sofia?

Me:  Sofia is Leo's sister.

G:  Leo doesn't have a baby like our Ruthie.

Me:  You're right.

G:  Leo's mommy is going to give him a baby brother.

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(While walking around with a little notebook)

G:  Mommy, this is my secret book.  I write secrets in it.

Me:  Can I see it?

G:  Yeah...

Me:  What does this say? (pointing to a scribble)

G:  It says, "kite."

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(Handing me my dead phone after he ran the battery down)

G:  Your phone needs a new battery, Mommy?  We will go to Costco later and get one.

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(Picking at his little nipple)

G:  Mommy!  What is this?? Get it off of me!

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(Giving Ruthie a "check-up" with his doctor's kit)

G:  Settle down, settle down.  I need to listen to your heart.