A Real-Life Conversation

I was talking to my mom today when all the sudden I heard this:

MOM: I'm getting off of the phone. DON'T tell me to get off of the phone. YOU are 13... I am your mother.

(the very next breath) ....ok, I have to go. Bye.


That really happened.

Hypochondria, Much?

So I may be a bit of a hypochondriac. I'll admit that right away. I blame my mom... she's a nurse and she always answers all of the stupid "I feel like this..... what does this mean?" questions.

So then today I found this.....

SYMPTOM CHECKER FROM WEBMD.COM

For the hypochondriac in everyone. Even people who don't have a nurse for a mom. It's not really practical, though... I played around with it and it only suggests that the person could be dying from one of about 25 terminal diseases... but it sure is fun!

How Funny!

How fun is this??

To My Fellow Hills-Enthusiasts:

(watch full-screen to see all the intros)

So Sweet!

Is it just me, or is this less of a "prank" and more of just a "really nice thing to do?" I mean, the guy has his own ceiling fan and those flower boxes rock. I just really like ceiling fans, honestly. Watch this:


The Ultimate Cubicle Prank - Watch more longtail content

Saturday!

Aah.... Saturday. This is the first Saturday in a while where I have nothing to do--at all. I have nowhere I'm required to be and it feels great!

I slept in, caught up on some of my programs.....

And what am I doing now, you might ask?

Watching MTV's marathon of "The Hills" while I tidy up. (Secretly wishing it was a "16 & Pregnant" marathon instead).

Don't judge me. It's Saturday!

It Only Took 4 Months...

...but I finally spent my iTunes gift card from Christmas. I spent my iTunes gift card like a 13 year old girl.... so here's what I'll be playing on repeat for the next little while:

1. Miley Cyrus - I Hope You Find It
2. Miley Cyrus - When I Look at You
3. John Mayer - Love Soon
4. John Mayer - Quiet
5. Colbie Caillat - I Never Told You
6. Colbie Caillat - Fallin For You
7. Salena Gomez - Naturally
8. Boys Like Girls - Two Is Better Than One
9. Taylor Swift - Today Was a Fairytale

Go See This.

I'm usually not the biggest fan of Nicholas Sparks movies.... love his books, but the movies usually aren't great. I wasn't expecting The Last Song to be good, but it was PG and my mother-in-law and I wanted to go see a movie. It started off kinda weak, but got way good, surprisingly.

Go see it. Take a box of tissues.

Surprise!!

I got my yearly check-up a few weeks back and the doctor decided she wanted to schedule me for some blood work (it had been a while). So, last Saturday I had my blood drawn. They called today with the following information:

"We got the results from your blood work. The doctor said that everything looks normal. There's nothing she's concerned about. Everything looks good. The only thing that she said was a little higher than normal is your.... cholesterol... yeah, it's just a little higher than normal, but she said it's nothing she's too concerned about right now."

That was the biggest shock! (Sarcasm) Today, to congratulate myself on my exceptional cholesterol, I came home and ate some Easter candy.

I can't help it. I just really like candy.

Letters from a Concerned Fan

Dear Pandora Radio,

There is too much Dave Matthews Band on my John Mayer Radio station. Maybe I have given you the wrong impression by marking "like" to a few DMB classics... and I apologize for the misunderstanding and I will try to correct the problem as soon as possible. As long as you no longer play Jack Johnson, I'm pretty sure we'll still be friends.

Respectfully,

Kathleen


Dear Gossip Girl,

Excellent job this week, as always. If I may make a suggestion, though--I kind of like the idea of Nate & Jenny. Maybe I just like the under-dog? Serena is over-rated, and if I may say so, a bit boring these days. I'm Team Jenny.

XOXO,

Kathleen


Dear Bones,

Welcome back! I'm sorry that lame things like the Winter Olympics and 3-full nights of American Idol each week kept us apart for so long. I apologize that I was not there to see your mid-season re-premiere. I promise that I will get around to watching the latest episode soon! I'm the one being lame now, I know. See you soon!!

Love,

Kathleen