Showing posts with label Grammar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grammar. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Grammar 101.

I was shopping yesterday when I came across an interesting t-shirt. Instinctively, I took a picture and sent it to everyone who would know better. Does this t-shirt company employ anyone with a basic understanding of the English language? This makes no sense. I sincerely hope nobody purchased this.

Holly came up with a brilliant idea. If this whole law school thing doesn't work out, we're going to start a business printing grammatically incorrect t-shirts. It will be great because 99% of the English-speaking population won't even get the joke. Some of our first shirts will be (courtesy of Holly's genius):
  • I wonder why someone would punctuate a statement as if they were asking a question?
  • Improper use of apostrophe's make my heart ache.

Available for you're collection soon. Sold at a store over their.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

A Kindred Soul.

Google Analytics informed me that last week, someone googled "Summertime is gramatically incorrect. As long as we was together" and ended up on my blog! That person is my soul mate.

(Below is a totally gratuitious picture of Michael Phelps. Enjoy!)