I just got home and turned on Judge Judy to hear some girls arguing over someone writing "We're no longer friends" and "F You" on someone else's car with mousse. Apparently mousse is not safe to use on a car. Good to know.
So THEN Judge Judy said, "do you have pictures?" and the girl said, "Yes."
The pictures just looked like her car was sudsy from a car wash, really... but then she said...
"I didn't have time to get to the car wash. The mousse sat on the car for about a week before I could wash my car."
At which point I was thinking, "but you had time to take pictures?"
And Judge Judy said, "you don't own a hose?" and she said, "no."
So THEN Judge Judy asked her boyfriend/witness to stand. She said, "Where do you live?" He said, "a house." She said, "do you own a hose?" He said, "Yes." She said, "Thank you, sit down."
So THEN Judge Judy said, "do you have pictures?" and the girl said, "Yes."
The pictures just looked like her car was sudsy from a car wash, really... but then she said...
"I didn't have time to get to the car wash. The mousse sat on the car for about a week before I could wash my car."
At which point I was thinking, "but you had time to take pictures?"
And Judge Judy said, "you don't own a hose?" and she said, "no."
So THEN Judge Judy asked her boyfriend/witness to stand. She said, "Where do you live?" He said, "a house." She said, "do you own a hose?" He said, "Yes." She said, "Thank you, sit down."
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Judge Judy is my HERO!!
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