A Letter.

Dear MTV,

You are seriously ruining the productivity of my Saturday. Last week, I put off going to the grocery store for 3 hours to watch part of your marathon of "16 & Pregnant."

This week, we had no milk for my cereal... so instead, I was starving, but watched 2 hours of "The Hills" before going to grab something for breakfast.... and I've been watching it since I got home from my errands.

Please, please start playing things that I don't want to watch on Saturdays... like "RJ Berger" or a special on Justin Bieber. I would certainly get a lot more done.

XOXO,

K.

(Ok, but seriously... can we talk about how much I love "16 & Pregnant"??? It's almost insane. I don't know why I'm drawn to it... it's a total train wreck. Actually. Scratch that. That's exactly why I'm drawn to it!)

Just Checking....

...but this is the worst Photoshop job ever, right?? I see that's Britney's head... but I'm not convinced that's her body....

Please fire your graphic designer. Seriously.

Ron Artest: Still Crazy

Last night I fell asleep early... probably at the end of the 3rd quarter of the Lakers/Celtics game. I woke up just in time to see that the Lakers won. Then I heard something that I thought I was dreaming.... (watch from :30 to :59).

Yup, I heard right.... Ron Artest really thanked his PSYCHIATRIST.... for 20 seconds! (And his wife for 1/2 a second)

What the heck... just keep watching for a few more seconds..... I looked at Steve and said "...single?" And he replied, "Oh yeah... he's a rapper!"

If you weren't sure before... this confirms it. Ron Artest is crazy.

Go See This, Too.

Soooooo cute--seriously. Go see it.

A Real-Life Conversation

I was talking to my mom today when all the sudden I heard this:

MOM: I'm getting off of the phone. DON'T tell me to get off of the phone. YOU are 13... I am your mother.

(the very next breath) ....ok, I have to go. Bye.


That really happened.

Hypochondria, Much?

So I may be a bit of a hypochondriac. I'll admit that right away. I blame my mom... she's a nurse and she always answers all of the stupid "I feel like this..... what does this mean?" questions.

So then today I found this.....

SYMPTOM CHECKER FROM WEBMD.COM

For the hypochondriac in everyone. Even people who don't have a nurse for a mom. It's not really practical, though... I played around with it and it only suggests that the person could be dying from one of about 25 terminal diseases... but it sure is fun!

How Funny!

How fun is this??

To My Fellow Hills-Enthusiasts:

(watch full-screen to see all the intros)

So Sweet!

Is it just me, or is this less of a "prank" and more of just a "really nice thing to do?" I mean, the guy has his own ceiling fan and those flower boxes rock. I just really like ceiling fans, honestly. Watch this:


The Ultimate Cubicle Prank - Watch more longtail content

Saturday!

Aah.... Saturday. This is the first Saturday in a while where I have nothing to do--at all. I have nowhere I'm required to be and it feels great!

I slept in, caught up on some of my programs.....

And what am I doing now, you might ask?

Watching MTV's marathon of "The Hills" while I tidy up. (Secretly wishing it was a "16 & Pregnant" marathon instead).

Don't judge me. It's Saturday!